He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I have feelings that need drinking.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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