Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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