with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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