i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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