No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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