I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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