this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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