also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
