what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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