I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I could fuck to npr.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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