So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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