Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We're facebook friends in real life
I skipped work to stalk him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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