Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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