Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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