census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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