hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
smell my finger.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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