So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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