How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
