Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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