ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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