Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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