I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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