You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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