What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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