Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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