girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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