When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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