What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
