please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Randomize
