How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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