we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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