hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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