I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Randomize
