it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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