He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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