her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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