whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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