Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
you never un-have a 4some
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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