And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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