I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I believe in your delicious
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
