The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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