i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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