Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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