I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
