Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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