I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I showed him my bush... on skype.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
