Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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