we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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