He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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