Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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