My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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