I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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