The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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