Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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