We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You can't motorboat a personality
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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