Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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